Weird Looking People

This last work week of mine, I've had weird looking people come through my line. Not that it's a bad thing, I'm just a people watcher. It's things that make you say hmmm. First of all, it must have been friday, I had this older couple come through, probably late fifties or sixties, and the guy had straberry blonde hair and a bushy mustache like the african safari guy on Jumanji. If he had been wearing one of those hats, I would've been scared! Anyway, he had weird bottm teeth, kinda like Dody's dog, sweets. They jutted out like a bulldog. Her dog is part sheitzu. Anyway, then he wrote his check and his name is Charles Brown. I wondered if his nickname was Charlie. Then on Sunday, I had a few come through. The first one that day was a guy whose eyes were bulgy and looked like a frog. When he wrote his check, his name was Michael Brown. I wondered if he was Charlie's brother and good looks DON'T run through the family. Then later that day, I had switched to the other side of the store after lunch, and I had this woman and boy, he was about 9 or 10, at first I thought he might have been hit with a baseball or something on his right side of his face because his eye and cheek was all swollen and his eye look bruised, but when he turned, I noticed the left side looked perfectly normal. I think it was a birth defect. His right side looked like it was sliding off his face almost. I felt bad for him because you know people stare at him or ask what happened. Then shortly after him, I had the mexican family(they don't speak any English that's why I say mexican instead of hispanic) that has a little boy around 6 that has to wear a hearing aid that is attached on the outside of head. I feel bad that he has to go through not hearing like us, but glad that there is help available. Then about 10 minutes later was another mexican family that has teenagers, and the girl that's about 17, has long hair that she never brings forward. Anyway in the last 2 or 3 years that I have seen her. She parts it down the middle and walks without really turning her head so that her hair never swings or is never hanging in the front. All of it is always hanging down the back. It just looks weird, because she turns her whole body and not her head so that her hair stays in the back. Then about 5 minutes later, I had another couple come through, and the woman, about young 20's was an albino. Of course she had white hair and pinkish white skin, and her eyes were a dark red with white circles around her pupils. I've seen an albino mexican before. He and his buddies had shoplifted, and I had seen him being taken upstairs, and then I had seen him back in the store a few months later, so I told the PIC's and security took him out. I know he's mexican, because the security guy at the time of the shoplifting had said that the guy couldn't speak english, and was surprised that he (the security guy) could. Any way, that's my story about my weird day.